If u try to hand me bag with $24k i will say no

"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion) 04/17/2017 at 13:56 • Filed to: found on craigslist

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I do not need to sell the car and i wont sell the car if you try to hand me a bag with $24k in it i will say no. I want 25.5k

Also, major Crack Pipe, no? Are these really worth that kind of money? My local CL doesn’t think so, but that’s not saying much.

https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cto/6065737184.html

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I have another burner, try to guess it! > functionoverfashion 04/17/2017 at 14:00

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There was a convertible!?

HammerheadFistpunch > functionoverfashion 04/17/2017 at 14:02

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So they took away the sequential turbos and want 25,500? seriously?

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > functionoverfashion 04/17/2017 at 14:04

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This is just getting silly. It appeas to be an NA car with an aftermarket turbo set up. No way is it worth that.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > HammerheadFistpunch 04/17/2017 at 14:05

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It says 2JZGE in the ad and no wing. Seems to have started life NA.

S65 > functionoverfashion 04/17/2017 at 14:07

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This makes me want a stock Supra

HammerheadFistpunch > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 04/17/2017 at 14:08

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Then ‘Taint so supra turbo. ‘Taint getting supra turbo prices.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > functionoverfashion 04/17/2017 at 14:09

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I wish commenting on CL postings was a thing.

I’d comment, “Fucking garbage”

HammerheadFistpunch > S65 04/17/2017 at 14:11

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be prepared to pay...in bags of money it turns out.

functionoverfashion > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 04/17/2017 at 14:11

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Yup, it looks like a guy thinking he’s going to cash in on a bubble... but he doesn’t have the right car. He just needs the right drug dealer on the right day to hand him the money without asking a ton of questions, not going to happen.

functionoverfashion > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 04/17/2017 at 14:12

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I’d ask if he’d take loose change as payment.

rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S > functionoverfashion 04/17/2017 at 14:19

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“Professional appraisal from Massachusetts for $28,000.”

Uh huh. Because you lied to the appraiser and told them it was originally a turbo car. Or maybe you should just sell it to them?

PowderHound > functionoverfashion 04/17/2017 at 14:20

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Hahaha “I don’t want to answer any questions about the car just give me money”

Dsscats > HammerheadFistpunch 04/17/2017 at 14:21

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That’s not Supra Turbo prices. An original TT manual with 100k miles would be $40k

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > HammerheadFistpunch 04/17/2017 at 14:21

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It’s really funny because I know a guy who wanted to turbo his (really poorly cared for) supra to increase it’s value. It doesnt work that way... He realised adding a turbo was beyond his skills and gave up jn the end.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > functionoverfashion 04/17/2017 at 14:21

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Yeah that’s the kind of money a tasteful turbo car goes for.

WilliamsSW > functionoverfashion 04/17/2017 at 14:24

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if you ask me a question that is in this add i will ignore you. if you ask me if it an original turbo i will not respond. i do not want to answer a million questions. FUCK. YOU.

functionoverfashion > PowderHound 04/17/2017 at 14:24

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I mean, if you don’t want to answer questions from strangers, Craigslist is probably not your best bet.

Separately, are there really people who do appraisals on stuff like this? Do they just add up the receipts that people hand to them? Dude, I invested $28k. OK here’s your appraisal for that amount!

WilliamsSW > PowderHound 04/17/2017 at 14:26

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“Moron wanted”

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > functionoverfashion 04/17/2017 at 14:27

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Boy, is he strict .

Milky > I have another burner, try to guess it! 04/17/2017 at 14:28

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No, but there was a Targa.

functionoverfashion > WilliamsSW 04/17/2017 at 14:29

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read: I do not actually want to sell this car unless you hand me a literal bag of cash with exactly $25,500 in it with no questions asked.

WilliamsSW > functionoverfashion 04/17/2017 at 14:30

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Maybe there is a sucker out there, but I doubt it—

functionoverfashion > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S 04/17/2017 at 14:30

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If you ask me to see the appraisal I will ignore you

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > functionoverfashion 04/17/2017 at 14:33

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These were the exact guys I hated when I lived in Massachusetts. You’d walk through a car show, or parking lot and see something really well done, turn to the owner, and say, “Nice car.”

Instead of hearing, “Thanks! I like it too.” Or even, “It took a lot to get it to this.” You got, “No shit.”

NJ has its issues with attitude, but they at least revel in a compliment.

KFN > functionoverfashion 04/17/2017 at 14:34

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What color is it? Doesn’t say in the ad....

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > HammerheadFistpunch 04/17/2017 at 14:34

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in bags of money over $24k at that.

functionoverfashion > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 04/17/2017 at 14:35

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I assume you’ve heard the term Massholes, then? I’m from NH and that attitude doesn’t go over well up here. But they do come up and spend money, so we need them. Stupid tourism-based economy!

functionoverfashion > KFN 04/17/2017 at 14:36

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If you ask me what color it is i will ignore you

diplodicus > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 04/17/2017 at 14:37

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Could always just text him lol

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > functionoverfashion 04/17/2017 at 14:41

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Of course. Everywhere else it’s a term of derision, for them it’s a demonym of pride.

It’s funny, I lived in SW Michigan where we were overrun by FIPs in the summer and am now in NJ with the Bennies from NYC. MA was the only time actually lived year-round with the people everyone in the area hated.

I was in Lowell, so the roads were packed every weekend with the fleeing to points north on both 495 and 93. Meanwhile, my MTB was on the back of my rusty old Mercury on my way to Carlisle or Lynn Woods to enjoy what the morons were leaving behind.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > functionoverfashion 04/17/2017 at 14:45

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A bone stock factory fresh twin turbo would be worth that much. Not so much that thing.

nerd_racing > functionoverfashion 04/17/2017 at 15:02

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If you want to take it for a test drive, I send you back!

Ash78, voting early and often > functionoverfashion 04/17/2017 at 15:16

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If you hand me a fanned-out array of color swatches to choose from, I will call you a homo and then ignore you.

Bobby Z. > functionoverfashion 04/17/2017 at 15:21

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No car with painted black wheels is worth more than a tin can. Yuck! Why do people paint their wheels black? You can powdercoat aftermarket wheels, or even glossy wrap your stock ones, but paint OEM wheels black? Gross.

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > functionoverfashion 04/17/2017 at 15:24

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if you hand me a bag with 24k, I’ll just drive away with it since I’ll still have the car keys

or something

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > diplodicus 04/17/2017 at 18:01

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That could be harassment, so I’d much rather stay on the anarchy of the internet.